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  1. painislove2:

    I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.Β 


  2. blastortoise:

    Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

    H8rs gonna h8 πŸ‘“πŸ‘“βœ‹

    (Source: blastortoise-chan)

  3. sofapizza:

had enough of your shit


    had enough of your shit

    (Source: ruinleon)

  4. etsyifyourenasty:

NES Zapper Flashlight

  5. shoutout to the girls sucking dick because it makes THEM happy

    (Source: rayanajay)

  6. (Source: neatpotatoes)

  7. (Source: starlette8)

  9. (Source: blazeberg)